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We are the Solemate Collective.

People have accused us of having a case of philanthropic foot fetishism. We agree.

Our Mission: The Solemate Collective accepts all the “single” socks in your sock drawer, matches them with a mate, then donates united pairs to those in need.

We are the folks who will make your sock drawers clean and nice, so your girlfriends/boyfriends will stop harassing you. And in the same sweet stroke, you can feel awesome about yourself, because you’re giving those lonely socks to people who actually need them! And trust us, people need them. Check this out.

We are firmly of the belief that helping out in your community and the world at large can be fun, crazy, hip, and sexy. Giving and contributing is rewarding and with us, it becomes a week-long party. So get stoked for our launch party, date and invitations TBA.

Based in the Los Angeles area, we are a team of highly trained professionals bringing warmth and love to the feet of the economically disadvantaged. Our operation will be local for our first phase, but plans to expand to helping on a global scale are well under way. Be impressed. And slightly aroused.

And before we forget, please send all socks, checks, money orders, socks filled with gold/money, and letters of praise and gratitude to:

SOLEMATE COLLECTIVE
10008 National Blvd
# 321
Los Angeles, CA 90034

Our immediate goals involve installing drop-off units in laundromats and college dorms throughout the greater Los Angeles area. Updates to come on this soon, as well as YouTube ads, viral campaigns, full-scale monuments, branded personal watercrafts, and a feature film by Peter Jackson starring Gary Oldman. Well, those last few might take a little longer. But they’ll probably happen. Tomorrow.

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